A god is bored: TF story

A God is bored

Tf/tg/mc story

The god of death sat in his throne in the land of the dead. The diminuitive feathered wyvern licked the lovely ghost of a hydra next to him lovingly. This was his wife, after all. He was very bored though, so he kissed her and told her, "I'll be back later sugar cookie, keep those three heads beautiful for me, okay?"

The teal wyvern stepped into another dimension, ours. He did love dimension-hopping every now and then, especially to places where it was easy to mess with people's heads. So now the draconic god stood in the middle of a street, earning him several rather questioning stares. He merely smiled and waved at people nonchalantly before they started panicking.

Omni laughed at them. It was always funny when people ran away from him. He looked around and found a hobo on the street, "Hey there, want to play a little poker?"

"I got no money," The guy didn't look at him.

"Well, sir, I don't want money or clothes, just to have fun, so if you win I'll give you enough money to buy yourself a nice house and see to it that you get a job."

The man looked at the short teal reptile and jumped nearly out of his pants, "Wh-What are you?!"

"I'm a god, actually."

"God does look like that!!"

Omni wrapped a wing around him, "That, my friend, depends on who your god is. I'll prove it if you want."

"Okay, prove it!"

Omni turned a lot of trash into a spiffy Indy-500 car in ten seconds, "Good enough for you?"

"Not quite."

Omni transformed a random cat into a large bear, then a tiger, then a crab, then a cat again, "Convinced?"

"Good enough for me."

"Then I'll shuffle and deal."

"What happens if I lose?" The man asked him.

"Let's just say you'll be too airheaded to worry about needing a house anymore and you'll be reaching for the sky just winging it."

"How can I reach for the sky by just winging it?!"

"Never mind, human," Omni dealt the cards, "Mhm... what will you do?" Omni had an ace-high straight, complete with a joker.

"I'll take one!" Omni dealt him a card.

"I won't be taking any."

"I've got four aces!"

"Crap! I had a joker for the ace in this straight! As I promised, here." Omni tossed him a bag of money and a voucher for a nicely-paying job.

"I'll challenge you again sir! This time if I win, I want enough money for a mansion!"

"Fine. Same condition as last if you lose. This time, We'll be playing with Dice." Omni showed off two golden dice, If you roll higher than me, you win, equal, we roll again, lower, you lose."

"Sure, guy!" They rolled and their dice stopped right next to each other, both hitting three.

"Huh... well, let's roll again!" Omni smiled. They tossed the dice.

The man smirked when he saw he rolled a five. But then he had quite the "oh crap" moment when he saw Omni's six.

"You lose. No need for that money and job now, kiddo." Omni filled the man with a strange energy.

The man held his head, he felt strange. He looked at his hands and saw some orange fuzz on it... what was this? He tried to stand up, but his legs were becoming harder and harder to move. The orang fuzz wax growing, spreading out, and they eventually looked like something he could identify- Feathers. He was growing feathers, how nice. Wait, what?! Why was he growing feathers, and why was he caring less and less about it?

Omni watched his first victim squirm, eating popcorn. This was always fun.

The man's lower arms were covered in orange feathers and he felt like he should take of his coat, so he did, along with his shirt. Good thing too since his flight feathers were starting to grow. He was thinking about many things, like how weird this was. He felt like he should be terrified, but he wasn't. Instead, it felt like his worries were being spirited away. His mind was slipping away slowly, and he cared less and less even though his legs were numb and his arms were wings.

Omni sipped on some lemonade and sat in a chair, "He shouldn't have pressed his luck."

The guy was feeling very nice. Just look at his big beauttiful wings. They looked really pretty on him. Was he a him? "Who cares, these feathers are so nice and warm and they're spreading across my chest now," He thought out loud, just lying down now. He saw his legs start to fuse together, but he didn't question it even when they were nothing but a single limb that was lengthening and changing around into a new tail that slowly became mobile as his mind kep adjusting.

Omni kept watching, now wearing sunglasses. This was almost over now.

The feathery man smiled brightly as his face pushed out into a draconic muzzle and his teeth fell out to be replaced by sharper, conic ones. His tongue became longer and lightly forked, and his mind shifted much farther, making him realize what he was becoming- an Amphitere the Amphitere was in control of the mind now, and it willed the transformation to speed up. The feathers spread more, covering the face and then down to the crotch where he almost instantly became a she. She was happy to almost be complete. Soon the feathers fully covered her and she thinned down a little. Her bones were hollowed out, too.

Omni clapped and smiled, it was done. The new female amphitere flew away after slithering out of the human clothes, ready to live her life, though in five minutes she would not remember the old one. Omni walked off elsewhere in the town, brushing off animal control when they appeared. Until one asked him, "What are you?!"

"A god. Care to take a chance, hmm?"

"A god?! A chance?!"

"Yup."

That guy shot at Omni at least a dozen times, "I Don't believe you!!"

Omni looked annoyed, "Aw man, bullets take forever to take out of my hide! How rude! You know, I was going to give you a chance to have anything you want, but since you shot me a bunch of times I'd say that's grounds for punishment."

"Wh-what?! He... he's still alive! Those bullets didn't do anything!?"

"They ticked me off, that's for sure."

"Can we talk this over!?"

"Here it is! Why did that bee go to the doctor?"

"...Wha-?"

"Because he had hives!"

"Umm..."

"What, did that joke bug you? Well this next one will be unbearable!"

"..."

"You commited a crime sir, and for every ryhme, there's PUNishment, sir. So I challenge you wolf down these puns or you'll really be in the doghouse!"

"You have got to be kidding me..." The guy sighed.

"Seriously though, if you think your current job is hard, try being a workhorse!" Omni zapped the guy with energy.

The man groaned, and didn't notice his hair changing and lengthening to cover his back, or the slight changes in his mindset. Just the torrent of bad puns.

"Okay you, I'll give you one chance. Coin toss. You win, you get to live a normal life, I win, I'll sell you to the highest bidder as a breeding donkey."

"I'm a human being!"

"You sure about that? I'd look at my feet if I were you, not to mention my rear."

"Wha- AHHH! Hooves? A tail?! What the?! What have you done?!"

"You shot me, I could have done much worse. Heads or tails?"

"Tails!"

Omni flipped the coin and caught it, smirking, which made the guy think he lost.

"You win."

"What?"

"You win. You are now back to normal again, sir. Goodbye."

He looked himself over, he was indeed back to normal. He breathed a sigh of relief while Omni walked away.

Omni slid over to a fellow gambler, "You play hold em, guy?"

"Yeah?" He looked at Omni, "What the flying fudge are you?"

"A god. And if you beat me, you can have anything your little heart desires. I win, I'll punish you in some form or fashion. Okay?"

"Oh is that so? Well then..."

Omni shuffled and dealt, "three aces."

"Two kings," The gambler said disappointedly.

"Good, then I'll show you what I mean..." Omni turned the gambler's left arm into that of a tiger, "By punishment. I'll play you a few more hands, though."

"Very well."

Omni and the gambler played many hands, victories between each, the gambler's body changing many times. When he was back to normal, he decided to end this by calling for regular poker... and decided he would cheat. He took the aces out of his sleeve and prepared to sock it to Omni. But Omni, being A god, immediately knew of this and roared at him, "CHEATER!! I saw you take those aces out of your sleeve. I DESPISE cheaters with a passion and for your cheating you will become nothing more than a pet and present for my darling little wife!"

"B-b-b-but, but I-"

"SILENCE!" Omni bellowed, striking the guy with magic and lightning. This began the man's transformation.

First he saw green stuff on his hands, and that his clothes had mostly caught fire from the lightning, so he stripped down to his underwear, and saw his toenails changing color and taking up more of his toes. His finger nails were doing the same thing, and his fingers and toes were fusing, while his hands were really itchy along withhis feet, the itch spreading to his lower arms and legs. He was scared out of his wits, especially seeing the scales climbing up his legs and arms that were turning a mint-green color. He began to panic when he saw that his feet and hands were only hooves now. Indeed, he was horrified of this, wondering what on earth he could be turning into.

Omni smirked, "You shouldn't have tried to cheat."

"I beg you, please give me another chance!"

"You had your chance, and you blew it to smithereens."

After hearing that, he knew he was doomed. He started to notice that he was thinking differently, and when the scales reached his upper arms and legs, he felt very scared for a little bit until his mind was so whacked that he didn't know what was weirder, that his hands and feet were hooves or that he could remember them not being such. By this time, it was too late for him, he felt himself grow a tail, one like a lion's but covered in scales, which almost covered his whole body now, He felt his chest and abs get covered, leaving only his head, not that he cared anymore. In fact, his mind was no longer his own, but that of a qilin. Omni poked the creature, "Hang on just one second."

Omni left in a portal for a second, and the changes seemed to pause, making the qilin a bit upset over having a human head. Omni soon returned, "Okay, sorry about that, I felt I should ask her if she'd prefer male or female. She picked female as not to risk you trying to mate with her. Sorry for the inconvenience. Carry on."

The qilin made a growling protest about the gender change, but it mattered not since the change happened immediately much to his- or her, disdain. She struggled with the new female thoughts, but she could not resist, and once her head was covered in the scales, and her eyes became golden reptile eyes, her mind was very much female, and she found it odd that she had been male before. She smiled as her face pushed into her muzzle and her new antlers grew from her head. Her ears became like those of a horse, and her mind fell even more. She was a Qilin, she had always been a qilin, and a female qilin at that. She was newly adopted as a pet for a hydra, who would be her mistress from now on. She would obey her new owners and be loyal to them.

Omni put a bow on the qilin's head and sent her through a portal to meet her new mistress. His wife was going to love this. He left to find more people to play with today.

He heard a woman crying in the distance, "Excuse me, ma'am, is something wrong?" He asked her, wrapping a wing around her.

"My husband... first he beats me for five years, now he's cheating on me with some bimbo!"

Omni frowned, "There there... I can help with that..."

She looked at him, "WHAT CAN YO- What the...?"

"I'm a god, miss. And I'll help him get what he deserves. The girl too."

"What's the catch?"

"All I'm going to ask of you is for you to smile... and find a better man than that shmuck."

"Thank you so much."

"You remind me of my darling wife... except you're not a hydra."

"Thanks, I think." She blinked.

"Anything in particular you'd like me to do to them?"

"Just make sure that eel gets his just desserts!"

"Hmmm... Eel... there's an idea." Omni Smirked, walking away, Then came back, "Care to show me what he looks like?"

"Here is a picture."

"Thanks!" He left again.

After three hours of looking and asking around, he found where her husband was- cheating on her with "That Bimbo" no doubt. He phased through the door and found them in the living room watching a show, "Hello there! I'm here to offer you a beautiful beach vacation for absolutely free!"

They were very confused and the girl told him, "Yay, beach!"

"GOOD!" He teleported them and himself to a coral reef, "Now then, time to begin the process!" A lot of eels came up from the reef and started biting them, "Let the magic begin!"

They screamed as they were pumped full of magic, turning green and slimy all over. Their limbs were shrinking, their teeth falling out, gills growing and losing their lungs. It happened so fast... And then they looked and they were green morray eels. They still had their minds, but they'd never be human or be able to communicate with humans again.

"Good day indeed. I think I'll find one final player to mess with before going home. Hopefully this one will be interesting. Let's blow this popsicle stand!" He went into a city and found a kid in their house being miserable. He went inside and sat next to the kid, "What's eating you?"

"My parents died today, and I've been bullied all my life... why shouldn't I be miserable?"

"Tell you what... I'll give you anything you want if you can beat me in a little game. A diceroll."

The kid looked at him, "Yeah, sure..."

"No, really, I promise. I'll even roll first." Omni rolled a two... "Your move."

The kid threw the dice at Omni, rolling a six after bouncing off his chest.

"You win. What is it you want most?"

"I'm not telling... It's not like you can do much about it."

Omni just read his mind, Getting an idea of what he should do... He left to a basketball court and watched the kid's bullies play, but he suddenly stopped the ball in mid air and walked out to them, "You in the green shirt. You're the leader of this bully group, right?"

"Yeah, I rule these streets!"

"Bullying is not nice." Omni shot an energy ball into him, "And you'll pay the price now."

The bully fell over, roaring in pain.

The others just ran away scared, while the bully asked, "What's this all about?!"

"It's just business," Omni smirked, not really wanting to say what was really up, not to this bully.

"And what kind of business do you run?"

"The kind that will turn you into a female dinosaur thingy."

"Wh-what?!"

"I don't know what the creature's name is really... something like Gilemon?"

"Guilmon?!"

"Something like that."

"Awww heck no..."

The bully hadn't even noticed his transformations yet until now. Already both his hands were three-digit claws with inexplicable paw pads. He screamed while his new red scales covered his arms, then screamed with pain when he felt his feet being squeezed. Suddenly his new feet exploded out of his shoes, and popped into a digitigrade position, and he fell over from the shift. He was very frightened to see his arms entirely transformed... they even looked feminine! His legs were changing and bending as well until they became long, red, feminine, and suited for walking on his claws. He still could not stand, though, until he felt something near his butt push out, which destroyed his pants sufficiently. It was his new tail. His underwear turned into a pair of panties, and his shirt became a bra for a pair of small breasts. He really started freaking out now, especially when he saw and felt the scales reshaping his torso into a feminine shape. His mind was changing now, though he tried to fight it as much as he could.

Omni looked on at the scene with a certain nonchalnt grin slapped on his face. This was almost over.

The change was indeed almost finished. His head was all that was not covered with the scales, and his mind was still mostly intact, plus he was still male for the time being. He felt the scales creep across his face, pulling at it and stretching him, making his head like a Guilmon's as the scales took over. His teeth fell out, replaced by small but sharp ones, and he gets those weird batwing ears that Guilmon have. His mind is nearly gone now, he has forgotten who or what he even is anymore, and at the same time his bra gets filled with new breasts, a perfect fit for the bra that formed, and immediately after, he became a she. She didn't bother struggling any more, she left the new thoughts, memories, and feelings encapsulate her, mostly because she just wanted to remember who she was. She sat up and looked at Omni, "Where am I?" asked the young Guilmon girl.

"Just follow me, lady. I have someone for you to meet."

Omni found the kid from earlier, "Hey kid, what was your name again?"

"Jeremy."

"Jeremy, I have someone for you to meet." Omni shoved the guilmon girl in there, and she waved at him.

"Who's she?"

"Your new best friend. And someday, perhaps your girlfriend, too. I'm going to loeave you a box, and if you find yourself in love with her, open it and you'll be a monster dude like she's a monster chick."

"Thanks, whoever and whatever you are."

"No trouble." He left through a portal to his own realm and spent the rest of that week with his wife and their new pet. Jeremy and the Guilmon girl did end up groing up and falling in love, and Jeremy did become a male Guilmon anthro. As for the eels, they repeatedly tried and failed to get people to help them and wound up as a humorous attraction in an aquarium. The amphitere found a male of her species somewhere and they became mates, hatching a few clutches of eggs and contributing to the near-extinct species' numbers.